"I can sing as good and play guitar as good as ever. I'm functional. I have sex as much as I ever did."
--Sammy Hagar to Rolling Stone on turning 70 this October
"I was really glad that she never asked me what I thought about her singing because I'm sorry, but she's not a very good singer."
--Gregg Allman, also quoted in Rolling Stone, on ex-wife Cher