"And nobody understands Led Zeppelin like Big 100."
"And nobody understands Rod Stewart like Big 100."
Insert name of musician.
I assume these are done by corporate parent Clear Channel and customized for each market, so I'm blaming HQ and not my local station for these. The other day, I heard a real head-scratcher. Unfortunately, I tuned in the station too late to hear the build-up, but I did catch this line about classic rockers BTO:
"...a sound as unique as their name." I know, I know, but we'll let that one slide. What really made me chuckle was what soon followed:
"And nobody understands Bachman-Turner Overdrive like Big 100."
UNDERSTANDS Bachman-Turner Overdrive? Hey, I rocked out to their Greatest Hits often enough in high school, and I have nothing against the guys. But what the heck is there to understand about their music? I'm no musicologist, but I'd think that in the School of Classic Rock, their songs are covered early in the third grade.
It's difficult to picture some guy listening to a competing station on his way into work when a BTO song comes on and shaking his head. "Nope, nope, can't listen to this," he would say as he reaches for the dial. "These guys just don't GET BTO."
Similarly, if a listener can't stand "Takin' Care of Business," she's not gonna be turned around by hearing it on THIS channel. "Oh, wait! I always thought this song was lame, but now that I hear it on Big 100...yeah, I totally see it now." Because, you know, all it takes is a station that understands the band.
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