"Ralph Kramden, Inc." gives us several of these beached whales, and they are glorious. The bug eyes, the wailing, the walking to stage center while writhing in shock, and of course the final "fall," culminating with Ralph sprawled out on his back. The special bonus in this episode is that Art Carney joins Gleason twice in the routine.
First, Ralph "realizes" he is set to inherit a bundle from the old lady he was kind to when she rode his bus:
|This is technically the initial take and not part of the faint, but why skip a chance to see Ralph's eyes bulge?|
|Down goes Kramden! Down goes Kramden!|
Then Ed realizes that as an exec in Ralph Kramden, Inc., he is entitled to 25% of the windfall.
|Art Carney's no slouch, either.|
|Interesting journey to the floor for Norton...|
|The patented quick attempt to regain the falling hat!|
Later Ralph and Ed discover they are getting a fortune, but it's not what they expected. this is even better because Ralph stands up so that he can faint:
|No bulging eyes...just the sad, dying eyes of a man who realizes he lost again.|
|"Pardon me, fellas, I have to get up and faint."|
|'Seriously, clear out, guys, I got to go in front of the table and faint."|
|I spoke too soon about those eyes.|
|DOWN goes--ah, you get the idea.|
And Ed joins him soon enough, once again losing his hat and trying in vain to catch it while fainting.