"U2 are the shittiest rock and roll band in the world. When was the last time you got into any rock and roll antics? You're not a rock and roll band!"
--Liam Gallagher in Rolling Stone. I think the Hall of Fame should give strong consideration to adopting this ethos as its main criterion for inclusion.
"Why don’t you let prosecutors and real journalists investigate such cases and you stick to divorces and plastic surgery."
--Alec Baldwin on Twitter, refusing to comment to a writer (or to anyone) about James Toback and instead trying to link Decider to Gawker (I think)