In theaters this weekend

Priest (in 3-D): In the near future, every movie will be in 3-D. Then, that gimmick having diminished, we will see the rise of 4-D movies. Then, after James Cameron makes a quadrillion bucks with his 4-D epic, we’ll see too many 4-D movies. I’ll just be hiding in my basement until it all blows over.

Bridesmaids: This is being marketed as “The Hangover” for women. I think we should all be wary of anything that markets itself as “The Hangover” for anybody…and judging from the ads, that includes “The Hangover 2.”