On the eve of the premiere of its CBS reality series, the leaders of Kid Nation proudly announced they had signed a Mutual Nonagression pact with Minor Republic. The pact is effective immediately, and the new-found cooperation between the two countries increases speculation that the two formerly feuding entities will form a coalition to take on The Kingdom of Juvenalia.
In recent months, war between the two sovereign countries had seemed increasingly likely as disputes of lemonade stand rights and Pokemon trade escalated into alarming rhetoric. Kid Nation had reportedly increased slingshot production tenfold this summer as it built its defenses. For its part, in August Minor Republic staged belligerent maneuvers on its dirtbikes near its shared border with Kid Nation.
It is believed that increased cooperation could lead to a full-fledged treaty, as well as even some type of joint military action against the controversial Kingdom of Juvenalia, which has seen a brutal bully regime take over after a series of coups, noogies, and wedgies. The per-capita lunch money of Juvenalia is now one of the lowest in the known youth world.
Furthermore, both Kid Nation and Minor Republic have yet to establish full diplomatic ties with grownup countries, and they are said to be working on a united front to present the adult world.
More updates as events warrant.
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