Friday, March 12, 2010

My wife reads "People" so you don' t have to ROUNDUP

I got behind in reading--er, I mean posting these tidbits that my wife gets, but that's OK because "People" got even with us by not sending us--I mean her--an issue for the past two weeks.

But important NEWS and FACTS never go out of date, so here is a roundup of some vital poop from recent issues.

ITEM: Claire Danes went as a refrigerator for Halloween. Making costumes for the holiday is her "Random Hobby," according to the back-page feature "6 Revelations from..." This feature is a godsend for all of us who long dreamed "People" could somehow cram even more valuable insight into its pages.

And how did she make her fridge costume? She wore all white and put magnets all over herself. Sounds like she didn't miss too much time on the set while putting that one together.

ITEM: "Jersey Shore" "star" Snooki "tells Scoop exclusively that she's 'very, very happy' with Emilio Masella." Scoop, of course, is "People's" front-of-the mag repository for INSIDER INFO! Boy, is it ever! Well, now we know. Snooki is very, very happy!

ITEM: Charlize Theron is moving on! She "hasn't looked back" since splitting from longtime beau Stuart Townsend. In fact, according to the mag, "She's hit the gym, lunched with pals, and spent a night on the town with old friend Jeremy Renner." That she's done these activities clearly demonstrates she has put that 9-year relationship behind her!

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