Why I don't watch the "American Idol" audition episodes

Well, for one thing, I don't watch "American Idol," so, you know, there's that.

But also, consider this: When they play all those clips of the terrible singers making fools of themselves while the judges giggle or make faces, either...

A) The singers are in on it and are faking it, which means it's really not all that funny

B) The singers are not in on it and they're seeing their dreams disintegrate in the form of a spectacular mocking on national television, which means it's really not all that funny.

And Steven Tyler is kinda scaring me, too, by the way.