Sunday, February 17, 2013

Vault of Coolness: The Plot to Smear Sophia Loren

Time to head back into the Vault of Coolness, my rather immodest name for my regular excursions into the Cultureshark archives for something interesting. Today let's go back to March 1962 and "Confidential" magazine, which rips the lid off...

THE PLOT TO SMEAR SOPHIA LOREN



Who needs Photoshop? "Confidential" was able to make these brilliant dupes 50 years ago by slapping Loren's head on stock photos like that "Hey, Marilyn's leaning over!"shot.

I hope the good citizens of 1962 appreciated the public service "Confidential" did. See, the magazine in no way exploited Sophia Loren by running these fake pictures. No, it did so--reluctantly, you can bet--for the greater good, as a warning to those of us who...uh, might come across stag footage of famous actresses and think it's real.

And it runs this mini-lesson on how to craft these fakes solely as a means to educate readers about this vile tactic. This information can in no way be used by anyone to make and peddle their own smut, and nor could the whole article encourage the fine, upstanding readers of "Confidential" to do so.

So from the ethically challenged year of 2013, I thank you, Walter Winchell, and especially "Confidential," for acting not just as a gossip rag, but as a Public Watchdog, ever vigilant in the fight against exploitation and prurience.

(My apologies for the scan, but I had to be delicate because the magazine is fragile. Also, I'm just an inept scanner.)

2 comments:

Ryan McManus said...

Marlon Brando claimed Sophia had terrible dog food breath.

Rick Brooks said...

I kind of wish "Confidential" had run with THAT story and maybe posted like Petey from the Little Rascals' head on Sophia Loren's body.