Thursday, September 4, 2008

Crummy Movie Cavalcade: Wanted

I did not see the film in question, but this is what I imagine "Wanted" was like:

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Aye, I'm in a wee bit of trouble, am I?

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Come with me. I'm sexy.

BOOM! BLAM! KAPOW!

I'm Morgan Freeman, and I'm here to add some class to this whole thing.

KABOOM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!

Aye, this ought to make me tops with the ladies, eh?

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