It's time for college football season, and that means it's time for polls. That's right, NCAA big-time football is the one major sport that is bold enough to determine its champion not on the field, but where it really counts--in the ballots of a group of allegedly qualified voters.
Our poll is even better than those BCS polls because 1) We include the whole universe, not just the USA, and 2) we don't water our results down by surveying "different people" and getting "a variety of voices."
1) Utah: Or as I like to call them, "The Real World's Champion of College Football." Undefeated, untied, and unloved last season...and also unchallenged by Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
2) Florida: You have to give the champions respect until they get beat, even if they are paper champions.
3) Penn State: Some of my brethren may think I'm putting the Lions way too low here, but, come on, folks, let's be objective. They DO have some question marks in the secondary, after all.
4) Akron: This is gonna be one DANDY of a game Saturday at noon between # and #4, folks.
5) Huxley College: I hear they've recruited some real up-and-comers this year.
6) South Carolina: Hey, they're 1-0.
7) Boise State: 1-0 PLUS a blue field.
8) Rainbows: No, not the Hawaii Rainbows, just rainbows, period. What, I can't put something in the top ten just because it's pretty?
9) USC: Might as well rank them high. They have as much talent as anybody, and they'll dominate until their token annual letdown game in the Pac-10.
10) Appalachian State: They're still gold for me because of that Michigan win.
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