Box Office Preview

Our fearless box office predictions are the product of minutes of number-crunching and Dorito-crunching.

*"The Watchmen" will make a lot of money.

*Some will say it's not enough money.

*Others will say it's plenty.

*At least 10 different media outlets will feature some variant of the phrase "Who Watches the Watchmen" in their weekend box office reports on Monday.

*There will be people who can't get into some evening screenings of "The Watchmen." They will be asked if they'd like to see something else, like "He's Just Not That Into You." They will go home.

*Less people will see the Jonas Brothers movie than did the week before. This will lead to more "Are the Jonases done?" stories.

*If the Jonases go see "The Watchmen," they will be asked if they liked it. Their admissions will not count towards the box office numbers.