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It's time for another installment of the hardest-hitting gossip column online, Page Ought! Welcome to a special all-blind-item edition. Folks, we're sorry to keep you in the dark, but these revelations are too hot to handle, and if we used names--hoo, boy, some lawyers would be a-makin' some money!

*We all know the Tiger Woods scandal has affected Tiger, but what about his associates, hmm? Word has it it that the superstar golfer himself isn't the only one sleeping around. Matter of fact, some, maybe even MANY of the people that have watched Tiger in the galleries ALSO have been unfaithful! I know, I know, but we have it on good authority, trust us!

*There have been a lot of rumors swirling around that some of the biggest names in Hollywood are secretly gay! Page Ought has done some digging and can confirm that...yes, they are.

*WHICH big-name actress was rude to someone on the set recently? Hey, no hints! OK, OK, since we like you, we'll tell you: It was a movie set, and the movie hasn't been released yet. But that's all you're getting from us!

*Page Ought hears that a certain prominent musician asked for a woman's phone number at a public occasion a few weeks ago...but still hasn't called her! Even though he's been in town most of the time! Guess you can take the boy out of the rock, but you can't take the rock out of the boy...if you know what we mean!