Saturday, May 17, 2008

Coming Soon: Crummy Movie Cavalcade (Summer Edition)

I think it's high time to amp up the pomp and spectacle factor around here, and what better way to do so than by presenting a CAVALCADE? There are so many big movies coming out this summer that I'm already having trouble keeping them straight, and I somewhat presumptively figure you might have a similar problem.

So over the next few weeks, enjoy the first ever Cultureshark Crummy Movie Cavalcade. Each post will look at a different sure-to-be-lousy upcoming movie, including why it's guaranteed to be lousy, what it might take to get me into a theater to watch it, and who knows what else? After all, it's a CAVALCADE, so let's keep it light, spontaneous, and above all festive.

Stay tuned!

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