Ladies and gentlemen, let me take time to address a serious issue. The World Series opens tonight, with the Tampa Bay Rays hosting the Philadelphia Phillies. Regardless of your normal baseball rooting interest, I hope you'll join me in supporting the Rays.
Just think how insufferable Philadelphia sports fans are. Now imagine them with a world championship to brag about.
For the good of baseball, for the good of sport, for the good of America, Tampa Bay must win this series. I ask you to pool your karmic energy to help this happen.
Remember that right now, we are ALL Tampa Bay Rays.
Cultureshark cares.
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